Quickly,

I'm swamped today. A good swamped, not like ass swaped. Got this email just now as a response to a case I opened:

Hi Ryan,

Your petition start to being proccess,


Thanks,

Lizbeth

Really?

Hi Lizbeth,

I'm sorry, you forgot almost all of the vowels in your name, as well as ALL OF YOUR PRESENT 3RD SINGULAR FORMS OF 'BE',

Thanks,

Rn

As promised...

They were on my laptop the whole time!

Time to tell the world.

"Chick Magnet" goes public! Congrats Team!

Chick Magnet from Jim Kenney on Vimeo.

The executive summary by Jim:

This was created for the 2009 48 Hour Film Festival in Boston. Over 100 Boston teams all made short films within 48 hours, given the following parameters: a magnet as a prop; "Yes! I mean I hope so." as a line of dialog; and Marty or Mary Quinzani (2nd in command) as a character. Our team drew Mockumentary as our random genre. We created a basic storyline and then went off and shot about 2 hours of footage. I edited like mad and we turned it in just a few minutes before the deadline. We won audience choice for our screening night, best editing, and best performer (Ryan Petti). Thanks for watching!

The Kenneys hit the Big Screen, Part 2

One Saturday about a month ago, I ran around both Dorchester and Harvard Square with one of my dad's tank tops from 1973 and ate a TON of ice cream. Jim and Rheri, collectively World From Scratch (such genii behind all of these magnificent pieces), were there getting everything on film. Other participants included Lisa "Environmentally Friendly" Cordner, Erin "Good Sport" McGhee, and Johanna "Jim's sister" Kenney. What resulted was a beautifully put together short film entitled "Chick Magnet" that has yet to be released online.


Incredibly, our tiny little movie was picked as Audience Favorite of our group during the initial 48 Hour Film Project screenings and is being shown at the Best of Boston screening tonight at the Kendall Square theater! As far as I can tell tickets are still available, but will most assuredly sell out before the show.

If you're around, it's pretty much guaranteed to be a fun night of good quality local film making!

Email from my beloved brother

Matt Petti

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"This message and any attachments are intended only for the use of the addressee and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If the reader of the message is not the intended recipient or an authorized representative of the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use or action taken in reliance upon this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify sender immediately [by replying to this email] and delete the message and any attachments from your system. Any statements or opinions expressed in this email are those of the sender and do not necessarily represent those of the sender's employer, its affiliated companies or any other person. Internet communications cannot be guaranteed to be timely, secure, error or virus free. The sender accepts no responsibility for any of the foregoing."

UPDATE: Another brotherly sentiment:


Matt Petti

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"This message and any attachments are intended only for the use of the addressee and may contain information that is privileged and confidential. If the reader of the message is not the intended recipient or an authorized representative of the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use or action taken in reliance upon this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify sender immediately [by replying to this email] and delete the message and any attachments from your system. Any statements or opinions expressed in this email are those of the sender and do not necessarily represent those of the sender's employer, its affiliated companies or any other person. Internet communications cannot be guaranteed to be timely, secure, error or virus free. The sender accepts no responsibility for any of the foregoing."

In honor of folks and their achievements, both major and not so

I've recently revamped and dusted off this here blog. In doing so however I've discovered that way back when I started this particular incarnation of my online rants, I short changed a friend of mine, ignoring his request to post a certain set of pictures. This friend is Sir Eric Pope, and the set of pictures (or a single picture rather) is that of yours truly riding Calvin Swaim as if he were Falcor the Luckdragon. Now, while I don't have this exact one he was refering to on hand (I'll need to find it later tonight at home), I did stumble across these gems. They're from a party back in aught three where Calvin , Pope and I were so bored and drunk. I show them now as consolation regarding the slight slight dating back over a year and a half but also in celebration of said friend's appearance on Jimmy Fallon. (What?? I know! I'd like to know more too; this was all heresay, California Raisins style.)

So shown here are first the photo's inspirations, then their interpretations, crafted by the celebrated Eric Pope.

It should also be noted that said party was the same one wherein yours truly broke a window, to the delight of all...well, some.... Note also that my fat kid impersonation was spot on.


UPDATE: Just found the video of Pope rock banding with Jason Sudeikis:



Congrats Pope!

Damn. Let me try that again.

My life is filled with, among other things, movie and video game quotes that nobody understands.

Moving on.

Contrary to what 90s grunge and Holden Caulfield will have you believe, there are delightful, goofy, happy things in the universe. One such thing is this:

The Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake

Yes, cheese rolling down a hill followed by men and women rolling down a hill after the cheese. Picture courtesy of Boston.com, AP Photo/Barry Batchelor/PA Wire, so back off.

See the rest of the images of people taking humorously horrible dirt biffs here:

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/05/coopers_hill_cheeserolling.html

After viewing these, I thought my life a tad improved, as it was an enjoyable personal discovery and an online adventure definitely worth a chuckle or two. Thusly, I planned to go about my days thinking back fondly on these frozen moments and most likely never stumbling upon this Cheese Rolling fiasco again.

Then THIS MORNING happened. The Maccabees, a UK band I heard once on WFNX's only decent radio show, a band who sadly never comes to the states, a band that now I am clearly only trumpeting to boost my own cred (if such a thing at 28 exists anymore), blasted an email out to their email list with an announcement of their new video, a DOCUMENTARY on the CHEESE ROLLING COMPETITION.  It's goofy, fun, heroic and best of all, puts actual motion to the absurdity one viewed above.

Strange connections. Happy Friday indeed.