Embrace mediocrity!

New blog name. Revel in its ironicism.

Poll

In the past twenty-four hours, I've had two meals both consisting solely of some sort of wrap, one a chicken shwarma and one a chicken burrito. Does this make me:

A. Fat
B. Unamerican
C. Racist
D. Both

Physics

Grappling with a new water bottle, I've managed to spill a substantial amount of liquid on myself after only two drinking attempts. More as it happens.