There's something living in my water bottle.

I'm not sure when it decided to move in. I don't remember it signing a lease or anything. I actually don't even remember it being in there this morning when I filled it. It resembles something like a jellyfish, or as if the bottle is sitting on top of a tiny plastic bag. And for being completely absent as of 10am, it is impossibly huge. Either somebody's playing a prank on me or I've created some weird ecosystem inside my Camelbak. I will now attempt amateur phone photography.



The worst part of it all is that I've been drinking from this bottle all day. ALL DAY. As a result, I fully expect to be out of commission for the foreseeable future with anything from a minor headache to violent, raging nausea. On the other hand, let's hope this newly found anomaly is some sort of life-giving organism fated to provide its drinker everlasting life and love. Though, methinks the latter is less than likely given this thing looks more like the fin rot from a beta fish.

Regardless of my fate, thank you for being a friend.